Friday, June 19, 2009

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...

It is with a heavy heart I have to announce the passing of the old girl. Yes it has come to that time when the Lagavulin has lost her luvin.

After deflowering the girl at a mere 16 years many months back I thought this lustful shameful want will never last. And true the time came all too soon. For weeks I have been holding bated breath as I looked to the stores and she was slowly but surely loosing life. Just a weeeee dram I would say and quickly cork the stopper for fear her soul would evaporate. Finally, last night with 2 light sips and she was all but spent.

Even now I can still smell her, still taste her... rest in peace old girl it is time to start playing the field.

Baron Von Awesome